My so-called lapband life

One fat chick’s journey to thin-dom

T-minus 22 hrs and counting

Holy moly. Am I doing the right thing? Will it work for me? How did I let it get to this stage? Why can’t I stick to a “normal” diet? What if I fart so much that my band slips?

 Just thought I’d share some of the thoughts going through my mind right now.

March 18, 2008 Posted by Emma | Pre-band | | 4 Comments

Day 12 Optifast

Blues and Roots was terrific. Eskimo Joe played a few songs accoustically and with a six piece string accompanying them – they rocked! Jools Holland and his rhythm and blues band was sensational! Watched a few songs from John Fogerty but he seemed lost on stage and changing guitars about 4 times before a song and so we lost interest and left.

Optifast schmoptifast. My eye is on Wednesday now and it’s becomming even harder to stick to optifast.

Getting nervous and scared now. Today I went out and bought peppermint tea, soluable panadol, berocca but couldn’t get the chewable degas tablets. Decided to buy some nice new white cotton undies in the hopes that they wont make me wear those awful paper undies to surgery! Fingers crossed hey! Also started stressing about what we are allowed to eat for the first 2 weeks. The nurse told us only clear fluids but then i’ve read sites (and lapband books) that say basically anything that will go through a straw is ok like flavoured milk and soups etc. So confused a bit on that one.

2 sleeps to go!

March 17, 2008 Posted by Emma | Pre-band | , | 2 Comments

Day 10 Optifast

Hey ho,

So I broke the optifast diet yesterday. We had a few friends over to celebrate my graduation and I had a couple glasses of champagne and a sausage sizzle for dinner. Oh well!

The pre admission appointment went well yesterday. The nurse had problems finding my blood pressure (a common issue with me for some reason) but it was all normal in the end! We had to give a pee sample and I was happy to find out I have “keytones” (not sure on that spelling) in my urine but GB didn’t. When I asked what that meant she said it meant I was starving but the boy wasn’t. I could have told her that! I think GB was slightly offended by that! haha

So we’re all set to go then! 4 sleeps to go!

Going to the West Coast Blues & Roots festival tomorrow which will be fun. GB has gone today too whilst I’m here saving WA from bushfires and lost tourists!

Em :)

March 15, 2008 Posted by Emma | Pre-band | , , | 3 Comments